Field-to-fork Foodies Pillows

"Looks like grain prices are up."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"Is the MSG local?"

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

Roasted Peppers

Sushi Train Spotters

I am to blame.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"I brought my lunch."

(Direct to the Consumer)

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Olives

"Your chicken was free-range, organically raised, and named Denise."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Surprised cook.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Chip wagon oil change.

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'Only the sauce was locally sourced.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"