Field Frenzy Enthusiast Pillows

Football.

Fly Football

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

High Jump

Scientist on field trip.

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Tee for Two!

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Ref shows footballer green card.

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

I warned you to keep it low!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Let go of the pole!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'