Field Frenzy Enthusiast Pillows

Football.

Fly Football

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

High Jump

Scientist on field trip.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

Tee for Two!

'We're taking soil samples today ... in other words, FIELD TRIP!'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Let go of the pole!'

I warned you to keep it low!

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'