Field Fascination Pillows

Play Ball!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Fly Football

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Clandestine cows.

Punishment for the kicker.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Football.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Dept. de Philosophie

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Your grass looks great."

Barnett Newman

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Bless you...'

Effective farming.

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

Poet and Peasant

Javelin

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."