Fiction Writing Teacher Gifts

A Puppet Named Juan

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'They all want to play the star.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Punctuation Police

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Trump! The Musical

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Shakespeare was bisexual

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

The Witches Discover The Wok

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"It's a play on words."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Extreme Sisyphus