Creative Writing Professor Gifts

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The Art Student.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Meet The Author"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"Do me next."

The Map of the human brain

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hamlet'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."