Literature Teacher Gifts

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"It's National Poetry Month, Marion, and by God we're gonna read some poetry."

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

T.S. Eliot calendar.

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

Extreme Sisyphus

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

'Homerphobia'

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

Pig Reading Animal Farm

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

The Dombey Family

Beware the Ides of March and the Dog

'Wait, my Lord! At least stay for the mad, bad and dangerous to know category!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

Scrooge and Bob Cratchit

'It's Mooby Dick'

'Tabby or not tabby, that is the question.'

Ally MacBeth

'No Shylock, not a pound of flesh - I've just had liposuction!'

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

Rind of the Ancient Mariner