Literature Teacher Gifts

Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"It's National Poetry Month, Marion, and by God we're gonna read some poetry."

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

T.S. Eliot calendar.

Extreme Sisyphus

Yogurt, of course, is highly cultured.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

Pig Reading Animal Farm

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.

'Homerphobia'

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

'Wait, my Lord! At least stay for the mad, bad and dangerous to know category!'

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

The Dombey Family

'It's Mooby Dick'

'No Shylock, not a pound of flesh - I've just had liposuction!'

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

Ally MacBeth

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Scrooge and Bob Cratchit

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Beware the Ides of March and the Dog

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'The Ibsens'