Fiber Optics Fanatic Gifts

Building sees 'Fiber optics' in crystal ball

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

Musical Eye Test

"Here's your sweater back."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Knitted Kitty.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'