Festive Yogi Gifts

Santa Yoga

Easter egg yoga

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Do you guys serve beer?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Christmas Group Therapy.

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

'no, they're not playing our song - they're playing your song.'

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Meditating on Cacti

Melting Heart Pose

Christmas jig

Cat Yoga

Christmas tree for runners.

Santa Therapist

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'The Prisoners' Aid Society's Lucky Dip seems to be a ,er-runaway success, Sir!!'

Santas Pulling the Sleigh

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'I've left Santa out a little something.'

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

Vote Claus.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Ring-a-roses.