Festive Surprises Pillows

'My Christmas bonus.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

O Christmas Tea

Merry Kissmas

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Decorating the Stables

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Dog's Christmas list.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'He's determined not to enjoy himself this Christmas.'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!