Festive Rocker Pillows

Santa Metal Claus

Night of the Latkes

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

The New Year's Dance

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Street Carolers

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Ice-Cube-IV

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Skiing

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Santa's Sleigh Accident

Christmas choir

Dogs play the double bass

Santana Claus

Santa Playing the Piano