Festive Rocker Mugs

Santa Metal Claus

Night of the Latkes

May your Christmas be full of harmony

The New Year's Dance

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Street Carolers

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Ice-Cube-IV

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa Claws...

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'No cuts in Medicare!'

Skiing

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Santana Claus

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Santa's Sleigh Accident

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

Rudolph Red Light District

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Christmas choir

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

Dogs play the double bass

Piñata police line-up.