Festive Planner Skeptics Pillows

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I don't believe in you!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'I hate all holidays!'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"There was no Christmas Party."

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

The Month of November

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"

"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"