'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'
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"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
"I don't believe in you!"
'I hate all holidays!'
Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.
Pinata good bags.
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"Good Christmas?"
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
"Birthday? No? Anniversary?
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'What will it cost me for you to elope?'
'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'
"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."
"There was no Christmas Party."
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'
'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'
'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'
'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.
"There are more things I'm ungrateful than grateful for. Why can't we have a holiday for that?"
The Month of November
"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"
'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'
Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.
"Bah, humbug! It's not just for Christmas anymore."
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