Festive Outfitter Gifts

Happy Easter

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Jack and the Snowman.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Festivus poles

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Poinsettia

December Fest

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I am in training for the sales."

Vendo Tree.

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'

Christmas card access

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'