Festive Learners Pillows

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Classic Emojis for sale.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

DNA Xmas.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Safe Christmas.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa School.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Christmas card access

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Xmas

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Santa playing golf.

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

Elf

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"