Festive Learners Prints

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

DNA Xmas.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Safe Christmas.

There IS a Santa Claus.

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Santa School.

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

Christmas card access

Xmas

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa playing golf.

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."

"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"An aluminum baseball bat? Are you kidding? With the tariffs, my raw material costs are up 25%. How about some soybeans?"

Elf