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Festive Scientist Prints
Decorate their lab or study with a clever, festive print that honors the scientist within. These art prints make inspiring and humorous gifts for any passionate researcher.
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
Frosting the Snowman
"I don't believe in you!"
"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."
Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.
'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'
'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'
Bad gifts
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
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"Just as I feared. Tariffs."
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."
'I don't believe in myself any more.'
'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'
DNA Xmas.
Safe Christmas.
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'
There IS a Santa Claus.
It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...
"Santa's trying to corner the futures market for coal in anticipation of his visit to Washington."
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'
"I never expected to collide into you!"
Festivus poles
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
Festive Scientist Prints Collection
Festive Scientist Mugs
Discover a range of funny and thoughtful mugs designed for the creative scientist in your life. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these mugs combine wit with festive charm.
Festive Scientist Pillows
Find cozy, witty pillows that celebrate the inventive spirit of a scientist. Ideal for brightening up any space, these gifts bring comfort and humor together for the festive season.
Festive Scientist T-Shirts
Explore our selection of clever science-themed T-shirts that make perfect gifts for the inventive scientist. Great for holiday wear or everyday fun, these shirts showcase their passion for discovery.