Festive Last-minuter Pillows

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Oh, Christ.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Peas on Earth.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Safe Christmas.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"