Festive Last-minuter Mugs

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

"Merry Christmas"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Classic Emojis for sale.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh, Christ.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Peas on Earth.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Safe Christmas.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'