Festive End Of Year Mugs

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Easter Egg Delivery