Festive End Of Year Gifts

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

Snowman

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

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"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"