Festive Gambler Pillows

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The New Year's Dance

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Elf of the Month

"The cookies are always stale."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

The Devil's advocaat.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

December Fest

Balloon ski lift

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'