Festive Gambler Prints

'Twas the night after Christmas.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

The New Year's Dance

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"The cookies are always stale."

Elf of the Month

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

The Devil's advocaat.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"