Festive Fabulists Pillows

'I know about the council cutbacks - but it's not my idea of 'festive lights'...'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Ivan Krylov

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Birthday Painting

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

"You know I hate you, right?"

Christmas Hat Tree

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."