Festive Fabulists Gifts

'I know about the council cutbacks - but it's not my idea of 'festive lights'...'

Frosting the Snowman

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Violin family at Christmas

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

Ivan Krylov

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Birthday Painting

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I'm not hopeful about my presents Mum - when I asked him, he didn't even know our address.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'Hey, don't blame me, blame PETA!'

Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.

Christmas Hat Tree

"You know I hate you, right?"