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Paul Ree

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Book Igloo

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.

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The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

'Are you nuts? -- Santa's secret identity is MY dad!'

How to Meet Sluts.

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

'Not scared yet? Just wait until I get to Chapter 11!'

'Back home! Now I can get on with my holiday reading.'

Maths books in the cooking section of a library.

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

"Bill and I are readers."

Returns. In my thirst for knowledge, I tried blending books.

Books vs. Phones

'Books by celebrities.'