Festival Survival Gifts

Glastonbury. After.

Face painting.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

The Running of the Brie

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Mine's camper."

"Hell: The Airport"

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Art for Sale

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Tenafly International Film Festival

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"Birmingham, Hank. I said I wanted to go to Birmingham."

Drinks

Bayonne Festival

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Desk Request

A very in tents little girl.

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."