Festival Of Lights Fans T-Shirts

Glastonbury. After.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Pearly King and Queen

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Free Bird!"

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'I love rock festivals!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Welsh Dragon

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Pamplona Station

Lithium Fair

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'