Fervent Book Defender Gifts

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

No Soliciting

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

Locking Up Crime

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Deforestation

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Fish with Shield

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

Reading

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.