Book Cover Flaunter Gifts

We create an e-reader that shows the world your cover on the outside. It'll advertise your interests. Plus, it'll let us all make snap judgments about each other. We can walk by people, see what they're reading and think about how superior we are. You're salivating. Technology, personal judgment. Say no more.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

School holidays

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Medical Student

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

"It appears Tom got his degree."

all the expensive accessories

All the President's Semen

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Let the cleansing begin. Are you wearing a frock? During one week each fall, I cease my efforts to bag the babes. It's a cleansing process. No flirtation, no overtures at bus stops or bars, no flashing of Larry the Python. Who? My biceps. Ensconced this week in a frock. I'm stuck on the name Larry.

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"I'd like something that says I'm RICH... really, REALLY rich."

'Quite frankly Stephan, we're all sick of you shoving your cum laude in our faces.'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'Lionel works in the banking industry.'

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

Selfie with books

Not A Bookstore: Non-books that look like books for folks who don't read books, but want people to think they read books.

A Dust Jacket