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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

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School holidays

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Medical Student

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Do you think there's too much white on the cover?"

"It appears Tom got his degree."

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All the President's Semen

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.

"I'd like something that says I'm RICH... really, REALLY rich."

'Quite frankly Stephan, we're all sick of you shoving your cum laude in our faces.'

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'Lionel works in the banking industry.'

'A lot of people may have a gold card, but not one that's mad of REAL gold!'

'He likes his books... unputdownable.'

'I only collect the black-cover books.'

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