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Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Team Flute

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Parachuting bishop.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

Cupid and parachutists.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Medical Student

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Musical Snowman

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Parachuting man see drag racing car skydiving beside him.

"I didn't care for the movie either."

'Come on! You only live once!'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

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