Muscle Flaunter Pillows

Let the cleansing begin. Are you wearing a frock? During one week each fall, I cease my efforts to bag the babes. It's a cleansing process. No flirtation, no overtures at bus stops or bars, no flashing of Larry the Python. Who? My biceps. Ensconced this week in a frock. I'm stuck on the name Larry.

Very Difficult Conversations

Broomstick crash.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Parachuting bishop.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Team Flute

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Now hiring.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

Lemmings jumping off a cliff and one has a parachute.

What's your exit strategy?

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

The Reindeer Got a Better Gig

Medical Student

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

Musical Snowman

'Well? How was the flight?'

"I didn't care for the movie either."

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Bad luck

Swinging through the jungle.