Fertility Discovery T-Shirts

"Hey- truce? It looks like I might be fertile!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The star hunters

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'Curiosity'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Fertility Center.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."