Fertility Discovery T-Shirts

"Hey- truce? It looks like I might be fertile!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

The star hunters

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Pregnancy Test

'Curiosity'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Fertility Center.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.