Fertility T-Shirts

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'I think the fertility drug is starting to work but I'm still not pregnant.'

'Be honest with me, doctor. . . Is my sperm showing signs of aging?'

Science and mothers day

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

Life

Sperm Bank: Night Deposit

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

Cerne Abbas

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Test-tube baby

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'