Fencing Coach T-Shirts

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

'Toupee !!'

Acupuncture.

"Hide all the chopsticks."

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Peace Fighting

"Remember all those distance and footwork drills I made you do? Well, now would be a good time to concentrate on keeping your distance."

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Riding School Chaos

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

COWS: Cow Pong

A Girl and Her Horse

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bumpy Ride

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Murray out of Wimbledon...

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Learning to Ride

Wimbledon-the movie.