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"Hey. That's an illegal fencing move."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

En garde!

Zorro as a child.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

En-guard dog.

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Fencing Venn Graph

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Pizza Fencing

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

"They said you'd be challenging."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'