Fencers T-Shirts

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Fencing Venn Graph

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

En garde!

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Tortured Plank

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

En-guard dog.

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Businessman fences with three others.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

Acupuncture.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

Pizza Fencing

Porcupines fencing with quills.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'