Fencers Mugs

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

Fencing Venn Graph

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

En garde!

"Beware of Don"

Zorro as a child.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Tortured Plank

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

En-guard dog.

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Businessman fences with three others.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

Pizza Fencing

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"My tusk broke, so I had it mounted on a sword hilt to defend myself..."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-Board. One of you will be President.'

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

'It has to have tall fences.'

"They said you'd be challenging."