Fencing Coach Pillows

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

"Hey. That's an illegal fencing move."

'Toupee !!'

Acupuncture.

"Hide all the chopsticks."

Two fencers using selfie sticks as foils

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Peace Fighting

"Remember all those distance and footwork drills I made you do? Well, now would be a good time to concentrate on keeping your distance."

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Riding School Chaos

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

COWS: Cow Pong

A Girl and Her Horse

Zorro as a child.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Bumpy Ride

"Once more, with fury."

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"Anyone for tennis?"