Fence-side Friendships Pillows

Can we have our ball back please?

Shepherd and eurydice

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Holding hands

Emotional Bling

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

If you want to see love be love.

"Beware of Don"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Tongue in the ear...

Mime Baby

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'