Fence-side Friendships T-Shirts

Can we have our ball back please?

Shepherd and eurydice

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Holding hands

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Emotional Bling

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

If you want to see love be love.

"Beware of Don"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Mime Baby

Tongue in the ear...

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'