Friendship With A Twist Pillows

"I love spending quality time with you, Ed. The fact it's billable is just the icing on the cake."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"...until death do you a favor."

Online Dating

Emotional Bling

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"Now will you do something funny."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

The Clown Hit

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

Valentines for Things

Heart vending machine.

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."