Female Farmer Gifts

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

baby sweetcorn...

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Life is great' down on the farm.

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Steak Ted?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Pumpkin patch

'Cow in love'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."