Fellowship Seeker Gifts

"Perhaps I should have called this an Ice Cream Social."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Pinara fund

'Get an afterlife!'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'You have a friend request.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'