Feline Of Parental Feats Gifts

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Examination.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"That's our copy cat."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Two cats on vacation

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"You shouldn't have!"

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'Bummer, Ralp...it must stink having to have that license tag...prove you're owned by 'the Man'...'

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."