Proud Cat Parent Gifts

"Aren't you supposed to be curled up in a ball?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Cats at private view

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'