Cat Parenting Innovator Gifts

'I can monitor the cat's heart rate on my iphone now - which is handy'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cats at private view

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'The stuka brought you.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'I wonder what is the source of his anger?'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'The butler did it.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"That's our copy cat."

Valentines Day Cats

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Two cats on vacation

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Heimlich's Mother's Maneuvers

'Bummer, Ralp...it must stink having to have that license tag...prove you're owned by 'the Man'...'