Feline Fan Turned Canine Convert Gifts

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Litter Tray Training

"This never happened."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Pets.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Hecklers

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Pet Cemetery.

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Funky Facts: Cats

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"