Feline Fan Turned Canine Convert Pillows

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Pets.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

Roget's Pet

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Funky Facts: Cats

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Schrödinger and his cat